golden moose

while a male is receiving oral pleasure from a female, he places both hands on the side of his head (thumbs in ears) to make ‘moose antlers’. before he finishes, a group of chris farley look-a-likes begin showering both of them with urine.
“good thing i had my thumbs in my ears during that golden moose. that one chris farley look-a-like tried to p-ss in my ear.”

there is nothing like a sat-rday where you watch rocky+bullwinkle in the morning and get a golden moose in the evening…

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