Golden Mop
when a man urinates on the floor, and then proceeds to wheelbarrow f-ck a girl, while mopping up said urine with her hair.
guy 1: dude, eric was so drunk he p-ssed all over the floor again.
guy 2: don’t worry man, i’ll golden mop that p-ss up later with this wh-r- i’ve been bangin’.
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