Jesus Christ and a half


sometimes saying jesus christ just isn’t enough…
guy #1: homie… you got a buck or two i can borrow?

guy #2: jesus christ and a half, carlo! how many times do i have to f-cking tell you? i’m done lending you prost-tute money.

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