Golden Morrison
is a s-xual act in which the male attempts to clean a particularly dirty -n-l p-ssage of a female through means of urination before engaging in -n-l f-ll-t– aka salad tossing.
“golden” is derived from the term golden shower in which a male or female urinate on one another during intercourse.
“morrison” refers to the jim morrison (of doors fame) song ent-tled “back door man” in which he sings about the pleasure’s of -n-l play with women.
“johnny wanted nothing more than to toss sandy’s salad before work. however, he was running late and the smell emanating from her -n-s was quite gruesome and deadly. he quickly pulled out his p-n-s and gave her a golden morrison rendering her bung-hole hazard free. he tossed her salad like a champ on this occasion and was off to work in no time flat.”
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