golden muffin
1. to obtain a prized piece of -ss, oftentimes a woman who can cook a man eggs and turn him out
2. after a s-xual conquest, the act of peein on the v-g-n-.
1. when rob found gina, he really scored a golden m-ffin. she can cook a steak, and carries and opens his beer with her t-ts.
2. steve gave mary a golden m-ffin, effectively making his territiory
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