golden oreo


this is when any person urinates on one’s -sshole

this can be multiple times or a single event

evan jewett loves a golden oreo
-noun

1. an asian person who acts like he/she is white.
asian person: hey, wanna go see a jay chou concert?

golden oreo: nah, i don’t really like his music. but there’s a wilco concert on that same day, so we could go to that instead!
combination of urine and s-m-n characteristic of drunken s-x.
i gave this girl a golden oreo last night, and then she threw me out.
three-way involving two asian guys with a white girl.
i heard that janie pulled a golden oreo with ling and xing last night.
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on a partners face then removing said -j-c-l-t- with ones urine.
tim: i just came on this girls face then i gave her a golden shower!

ben and andy: dude you gave her a golden oreo!!
when a man pees and c-ms into a small dish and pops it in the microwave for about a minute until mixture is think and a creamy yellow color then he takes a thin paint brush and paints around a girls b-tt hole perfectly creating a golden o ring glaze for you to lick up.
i think i knew that i was in love when carly asked me to give her a golden oreo.
when having s-x:
1) pee on one another (hence, the golden part)
2) get it onnnnnn
3) pee again

and voila! you have a golden oreo!
liz: have you ever tried a golden oreo with your gf?
niq: nah, what’s that?
liz: it’s when you pee, then s-x it up, then pee again.
niq: sweet, let’s try it!

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