Golden Rule for Stoners


this rule states: if one is to get up and get a drink for drymouth relief, they had better come back with a drink for their burn-out buddy
kenzie: i’m getting up to get water

caitlin: i’m too lazy to get mine but i’m parched..

kenzie: (comes back with both gl-sses)

caitlin: wow bro! thanks for following the golden rule for stoners!

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