golden shower #2
a way to get back at a slag that has been b-tching about your bedroom antics.
whilst doing her from behind, start making noise tht your about to come, so convince to take your load on her face, when shes expecting it, you p-ss all over her.
it has been rumoured that “dave” has a tiny p-n-s and doesnt actually like s-x by “laura” who he recently banged a few times
after a drunken night out together where they met and started to hook up, dave suggests they take it elsewhere, back to his…
after a while of good hard f-cking, and they end up doing it doggystyle/stoodup…
dave : oh my god, this is amazing i think im going to come!
laura : i love it too, cant we keep going, just a little bit longer?
dave :ok just let me cover your face thn i’ll finish you off
laura : yeah b-tch!
dave pulls out and ‘tosses to the point of -j-c-l-t–n’ where instead he p-sses all over her, in her mouth, up her nose etc; thus giving her a ‘golden shower #2’
dave : dont say sh-t about me again b–tch!
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