Golden Sipper
a person who sipp’s on there beer all night without finishing.
the golden sipper is the person whom holds the t-tle for doing this most frequently.
golden sippers will often try and challenge others within the pack for a chance to rid the t-tle, however strong research indicates that golden sippers are unable to maintain there first and second sipp pace through the duration of the first beer.
quite often a beer will reach the golden sippers body temperature before they have finished the beverage as they have been holding it for such a long time. it if for this reason golden sippers are often good at warming babys milk.
i gave adam his first beer for the night and he just held it and sipped at it, before sneakily putting down the bottle half empty. he is such a golden sipper.
guy 1: adam tried to challenge me the other night to a drink off, thinking he could p-ss off the t-tle as the golden sipper
guy 2: man that guy will be the golden sipper forever, he cannot drink. pretty sure iv seen footage of him trying to keep up but he can’t. one a sipper always a sipper.
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