Golden surprise


asking ones girl to lie on her back with her mouth open for the purpose(she thinks) of you kneeling over her face to perform f-ll-t–, but instead deftly urinating in her mouth
she looked just so hot that i wanted so much for the b-tch to live the dream and experience my golden surprise

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