Gumballer


a gumballer is typically a(n) older person putting a gumball between your -n-s and licking it.
alec: how was gabby last night?
mike: awesome! i totally gumballed her.
alec: you are such a gumballer .
a person who has partic-p-ted in the infamous gumball 3000 supercar rally.
whether they’re a millionaire, celebrity or athlete, the two things gumballers have in common is a p-ssion for travel and cars.
a person that supplies gum to everyone; the person that always has gum to share or give out; persons that sling gum.

background: friend and i thought of it and thought it was funny at the time.
a gumballer is someone that always has that stick of gum when you really need it.

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