golden u-haul

the equivalent to a sugar mamma in the lesbian community. the reference to u-haul, as applied to lesbian slang, is already defined in this dictionary.
in a conversation between two lesbians, lindsay would say, “i don’t think rosie o’donnell is that attractive.” kim responds, “i don’t either, but i’d date her because i’m broke and she’s a golden u-haul.”

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