Golden unicorn
freezing your partners urine in a condom and strapping it to one’s head and penetrating your partner with it.
in aspen, after we ran out of firewood in the cabin, golden showers became untenable so we switched to golden unicorns and everyone was satiated.
public urination with a “full erection”
barry was really h-rny. he performed a golden unicorn in the mall fountain.
when you urinate while experiencing an erection, causing a stream of p-ss to go straight up in the air.
rich woke up with morning wood, but had to p-ss so bad he went golden unicorn rather than jerk off first.
true natural blonde with a full 70’s bush.
you know what i haven’t seen lately in this time of shaved l-b–s?
i need to find me a golden unicorn to complete my journey!
1. a single woman that is drop dead gorgeous.
she is the type that all men dream about
yet unattainable.
she is the the type you see at parties, you go to talk to her, you blink, and she is gone.
dude, did you see that golden unicorn at the party last night?
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