Goldenkawk
not to be confused with a chinese new year rooster. it’s not a name, it’s a status. this status is not just given to anyone, it’s earned. you can earn your goldenk-wk status by bicycle-kicking a volleyball off the back of tory’s head or yelling at a tootsoonie threatening to kill you with his mango!! all joking aside, goldenk-wk has been known to distract his enemies with great success. the opp has reported that goldenhawk repeatedly distracted fire dog willie with cappiccolla and mortadella during a security briefing with his platoon.
goldenk-wk is to be considered k-wked and loaded.
last known whereabouts: drama cl-ss 101; letting them rip on metal chairs after the teacher shut the lights off, phys-ed; telling the gymnist to “flip on out!” and english; pulling the kansas city shuffle on poor laura.. you knew your walkman batteries were dead!!
player1: what the f-ck are you doing.. i’m on your team!??
goldenk-wk: in your moww.. in your moww
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