Goldfish Challenge
where someone swallows a goldfish whole without the need of water or choking. it can be any size and bought at a local pet store. this also needs to be a real live goldfish, not dead or fake. it’s slimy and gross, if you want to be dared to do it go ahead, and it’s easier than cinnamon 😉
person 1: i dare you to do the goldfish challenge!
person 2: wtf is that?
person 1: swallow a live goldfish whole!
person 2: what do i get?
person 1: a goldfish in your stomach.. and 5 dollars if you can do it without throwing up
person 2: okay! :d
(also goldfish are quite big)
person 2: -chokes- ahh can’t.. ahh breathe! -chokes-
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