Goldfished
when the person getting catfished happens to be a notre dame fighting irish football player or is highly -ssociated to notre dame.
notre dame coaches were informed by manti te’o and his parents that manti had been the victim of what appears to be a hoax in which someone using the fict-tious name lennay kekua apparently ingratiated herself with manti and then conspired with others to lead him to believe she had tragically died of leukemia utilizing social media like facebook. when asked to comment, manti, stated. d-mn, i got goldfished!
refers to instantly forgetting something regardless of importance.
compares to how a goldfish changes direction in water suddenly for no apparent reason.
blondes are the most susceptible to this.
1.) getting into your car and leaving a coffee and briefcase on the roof and driving away.
2.) leaving the bathroom after a shower in the morning and pouring a bowl of cereal naked.
someone sitting at the breakfast nook: “why are you eating cereal naked?”
moving the bowl of cereal below waist and shrugging shoulders: “i must of goldfished.”
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