goldstein

verb

a goldstein refers to basketball, it is the act of attempting a lay-up or dunk only to be rejected by the bottom of the rim.
phil had a great break away opportunity but he goldsteined it.
jewish definition:
1. a person with a jewish last name
2. a person who has a close relative that is jewish
3. someone who is married to someone who is jewish
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e.g.
jew 1- what’s your last name?
(bob greenberg)
jew 2- goldstein. why?
(sally goldstein)
jew 1- -bahaha- you’re jewish
(bob greenberg)
jew 2- ya. why, are you?
(sally goldstein)
jew 1- yes.
(bob greenberg)
both- -hahaha-
both- -high fives-
the act of getting a body part caught in something, chain drives, gears, machinery, doors, etc
boy! you better be careful, you don’t want to get your goldstein caught in there!”
inreference to a body part, fingers, toes, hand etc. getting caught in some kind of machinery.
he got his fingers caught in that chaindrive, boy he goldsteined that!
a miserly person; a tight-wad.
yehuda: “oy, vey don’t you let me through the emergency exit once you get into the theater?”

bill: “h-ll, break down and buy a ticket like the rest of us, you goldstein!”