golestan
a golestan is an awesome person with an eccentric demeanour, one who is loud, rambunctious and quick to anger when it comes to people’s stupidity. such rages are made worse when the ignorance appears to be willful. -ssumed to be ignorant at first glance, a golestan is somebody who harbours a deeper intelligence that defies authority, the sort of intelligence that pursues a physics phd and publishes in the field, even though their high school teachers told them not to bother with physics because “you wouldn’t understand the concepts”. a golestan is fond of investigating the universe in its various facets, as well as consuming that which the universe provides, particularly those arrangements of matter known commonly as “food”. it is hypothesised that such consumption takes place so as to ensure greater oneness with the universe, although this is hotly contested.
example 1:
“man, this new guy i met, he’s adventurous, he’s fun, he’s a little crazy – you might even say he’s a golestan!”
example 2:
“even stupid fatty golestan over here know this.” – person 1
“well, of course, if he’s a golestan, he’s actually quite smart you know.” – person 2
“guys, i’m right here!” – person 3 (the golestan)
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