golf
more than a game, it is a habitual endeavor that takes precedence over work and friends. a perpetual quest for improvement. a sport for athletes as they get older and realize their limitations. a pleasure beyond definition. played by yourself, with a partner or in a group. worse than drugs and better than a first time f-ck.
golf is the game of intergalactic champions. surp-ssed by nothing. takes priority over all, except being naked with the wife. she loves golf too.
a sport where you can be a professional athlete who can bench press 300lbs and do 100 sit-ups and still suck. a sport where power is not needed, but skill and practice. manages to be the most infuriating game you’ll ever play, and a joy to behold all in the course of one round.
you golf haters are all jealous because the 120lb nerd can beat you at a sport
a sport,that despite the general stereotype that only the elderly play, is quite fun. it’s more of a finesse sport as opposed to strength and speed.
golf can be fun for anyone. h-ll, i’m 17and i enjoy playing a round of 9 holes everyone once in a while.
gentlemen only ladies forbidden
a sport that was apparently popular enough to have a category on definithing.com.
check that little slidebar when you define a word.
“golf… is truly happiness”
a great quote by moe norman
a sport that will take over anyone’s life. girls will find themselves competing with a golf club for attention. golf can make people in an extremely crabby mood if they get a bad score.
“my boyfriend got a 47 on 9 holes in golf, so he went home to sulk.”
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