Golfing
the art of using your p-n-s as a golf club and swinging it at your friends head otherwise known as the golfball.
carl stephen grider jr and rickie lynn price just went golfing. i bet rickie’s head is sore.
a very rich white persons sport who has millions of dollars and a big -ss house.
i go golfing.
going to a golf course (at a retirement home) durring lunch or after school and smokin bud
per 1. dude you wanna go golfing?
per 2. h-ll yeah dude, that aint even a question.
the slang word for anything relating to shrooms or the act of tripping out on shrooms, to be used when around non-users.
kid: “hey mom, can i go golfing?”
mom: “sure billy.”
kid: “haha…sucker…”
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