Golledge


someone who is extremely cool.
that guy is so golledge.
a golledge is a person put on this earth for us normal people, due to their handicap being incredibly r-t-rded. a term of endearment for the mentally handicapped or stupid. it is commonly believed that golledge’s are created by f-cktarded, mouth breather sperm. though plausible, this is the cause of furries, not golledge’s. however, a proven, common cause of golledgation is your mother getting stuck in the stink, forgetting to wipe off the tard-infested sh-t off your father’s d-ck, then getting stuck in the pink thus conceiving your r-t-rded -ss. check science. there are some new developments that indicate that some forms of autism may be linked to early television viewing. a common tell-tale sign of being a golledge is trying to use the plugs from hot topic to pleasure yourself, suffering from dandruff, being gay, or being a weeaboo. alternative theories suggest that golledgation is also caused by punching pregnant women in the stomach, or when a man uses a condom, as some durex factories carry headlice and stringrays and aids.
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