golphing
a sport overshadowed by the more popular dry-land version called golfing. golphing is played underwater exactly the same as golfing is.
i’m going to the pool to play golph.
Read Also:
- AMLOR
a momentary lapse of reason, pink floyd’s 1987 alb-m release. contains tracks like “learning to fly,” and “on the turning away.” this is up there on their good alb-ms list. it’s deep. joebrown “hey, can you bring in amlor to work tomorrow?” stacexface “sure as your momma licks ticks i’ll bring a momentary lapse of […]
- googlaholic
one (typically a stay at home mom, with kids that don’t need a mom) who spends all their time on the computer doing absolutely useless things and finding all these great new websites and labs and all sorts of stuff that people don’t need but this person finds super cool. dude. my mom stayed on […]
- Bald Headed Chicken Fucker
a bald headed chicken f-cker is your typical drunk small town piece of white trash that drives around in his brand new truck thinking he’s all that. i want to just f-cking smash that bald headed chicken f-ckers head in. hey its a bald headed chicken f-cker!
- Ball Duster
when a woman is riding your c-ck and farts on your b-lls “i took down this fatty last night, as she was riding me, she gave me a ball duster”!
- Ball Balloon
when the scr-t-m is stretched over the -n-l opening, and then a fart is expelled into the stretched scr-t-m, thus creating a balloon like effect projected by the scr-t-m, as it fills with warm fart gas. dude, i almost got ball ballooned, but it was too cold out, so it didn’t work.