Gomersexual
a person who becomes arroused by their own image.
i looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomers-xual.
an idiot who will only have s-xual relations with another idiot
laura bush, after discovering her husband in bed with d-ck cheney, cried out…i always knew i was married to a gomers-xual!!!
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