gonarch
a fully grown headcrab turns into a gonarch, commonly called big momma. four long armored legs and a circular sh-ll to cover the top, gonarch is radial in symmetry. she has a large eggsack and gives birth to baby headcrabs often. few headcrabs live to this age.
oh no, the gonarch is coming!
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