bloif
the action when a woman farts while a man is having -n-l s-x with her
i was just ramming her -ss and all of a sudden she bloifed me!
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when a metal rod is shoved forcefully up the -n-s, then swiftly pulled out, thus creating a negative pressure that draws everything out the b-tt. anything! anything but the blood gulch! spare me!
- gonasyphimonaherpaclaids
a dirty skeeze who has gonorrhea, syphilis, mono, herpes, chlamidia, and aids all rolled into one nasty -ss std. hey b-tch don’t f-ck with him he has gonasyphimonaherpaclaids and they don’t make a shot for that. you are just screwed!
- goodie on the side
extra-relational s-x. usually consented to by both parties of said relationship. sure my wife knows about my lover, she’s ok with me gettin a little goodie on the side. (that is not the case with my wife)
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another name for “toilet paper”. the sounds that come from the bathroom during this time are very much like those of a gorilla. so it is now the wipes of a gorilla. connor: “yo haley, you alright in there? your sounding like a f-cking gorilla” haley: “yo b-tch, can you get me some gorilla wipes. […]
- Gorramit
an alternative to the phrase, “g-d d-mn it,” first popularized in the old cowboy movies and radio shows where cussing was severely limited. decades later used in the joss whedon show firefly and the accompanying movie serenity. person 1: they’re on our tail! person 2: gorramit! move faster!