Gong

descriptor of poor quality performance derived from the popular 70’s gameshow ‘the gong show’ where amateur acts which were deemed unworthy were ‘gonged’ and the performers would leave the stage in a funk of disappointment & shattered dreams.

a 1970’s version of ‘being voted off the island’
john: man, that movie sucked! the acting was pathetic at best!
fred: that sh-t should have been gonged!
refers to gl-ss-on-gl-ss, or gong. standard water pipes (bongs) use a gl-ss slide and a rubber stopper to seal off the chamber, but gong is a more advanced system that involves precision laser gl-ss cutting so the gong pieces fit perfectly together, creating a more efficient means of smoking. gong is also a way to “add on” to your bong, including ashcatchers, filters, diffusers, pretty much anything that is compatible. the most common sizes for gong accessories are 14.4mm and 18.8mm(referring to the width of the gl-ss opening). gl-ss-on-gl-ss bongs h-t harder and smoother than conventional bongs.
yesterday i bought a new gong style bong from a local headshop, along with an ashcatcher and upgraded diffuser downstem.
to have loud s-x with
max- dude, i totally gonged sam last night with my greg.
patrick- that’s f-ckin’ gay max.
just had s-x. in reference to the s-x gongs turk and jd had purchased(scrubs).
room-mate 1: “gong!”
room-mate 2: “oh yeah, who was it?”
to hit your partner with the side of your p-n-s, with a fast, strong motion. can be used on v-g-n-s or -sses.
steve: i gonged your girlfriend last night
greg: not cool dude.
euphemism for the word “c-nt”, referring to someone who upset or annoys you (not gender specific)
i just got cut off by some gong who burned a red light.
v-t. to hit a girl’s head off the headboard during s-x.
i had to buy a new headboard because sally gonged her head so hard on it.