goniherpisyphilates
a coagulation of gonorrhea, herpi’s, and syphilis
commonly found in the v-g-n-s of torontonian hookers but has been cases of it doc-mented in the whitby area.
is transmitted simply by touch and even sometimes just looking at the infected v-g-n- will cause a transfer of this std. the only known cure is the removal of the infected area.
so i decided to try out one of those hookers downtown and wouldnt you know it i now have goniherpisyphilates all over my d-ck.
Read Also:
- goodney
goodness, as in “goodness gracious” goodney, that was amazing!
- Good signing
phrase or interjection gud sahyn-ing describes a favourable, perhaps splendid, action or object. typically pertaining to a reflective thought, but may also be used to describe future events. also written as “guzaning”. origin: believed to have originated from pub styled football chatter, “reo-c-ker for £8.5m is a good signing for the aston villa household”. “i […]
- goose legs
the act of doing a head stand while sh-tting out a goose and then chopping your own legs of and feeding it to a goose. man i want to goose legs you while driving a bus.
- Goozuffocation
the act of farting or as persians would say laying a “gooz” while taking a hot water shower (applicable only to stand-up showers). the gooz remains in the shower, entrapped by the down pouring hot water, resulting in the suffocation of oneself by the gooz. jimmy decided to shower after pulling some insane meat sweats. […]
- goSupermodelaholic
a person obsessed with the website gosupermodel.com. they spend hours on it everyday and think about it when they aren’t on it. sally is a gosupermodelaholic because she never logs off.