Gonoherpesyphilaids
the worst of all s-xually transmitted diseases. this is a combination of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis and aids. it is transmitted by s-xual contact, spit, toe jam, dingleberries, nose hairs and rubbing nipples together. most people catch it from s-xual contact with an infected partner or unprotected s-x with a gopher tortise. the only cure is to -n-ly penetrate a female virgin goat from the himalayas.
i go my whole life being carefull. one night i get drunk and f-ck 1 gopher tortise and bam…..i got gonoherpesyphilaids…where the h-ll am i gonna get enough money for a plane ticket to the himalayas?
(gono-herpa-syphil-aids)
1. a combination of gonorrhea herpes syphilis and aids
2. a combination of all stds
3. what you will contract from a dirty, dirty wh-r-
ex 1. : if you bone that b-tch you’ll get gonoherpesyphilaids
ex 2. : that skuts got gonoherpesyphilaids
a fictionary disease that is a mix of gonorrhea, herpes, syphilis and aids.
pachenko, how does it feel to be the only person in the world to get gonoherpesyphilaids and survive?
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