Gonya
a pudgy muskrat who -j-c-l-t-s into his own couch, thinking that it is an drunken underage girl
13 year old girl:”i think i have a gonya stuck in my v-g-n-”
whomever: “does it smell like depression and broken dreams”
13 yo girl: “only when i walk next to my sofa”
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