Gonzales


pretty much the baddest person on the planet. inventor of such cl-ssics as c-mb and lqtm. runs roughshod on all schmohawks he encounters. will rough up a chick if she wants it and maybe accidently if she doesn’t. oh yeah, has a huge p-n-s and very nice b-lls.
“superman wishes he was gonzales”
make haste. hurry the h-ll up. go faster.

derived from the popular cartoon character.
a: when will you be here?
b: in an hour
a: get your gonzales on man i’m hungry
a city in ascension parish which is obviously in louisiana. it is located near baton rouge, the capitol of louisiana. gonzales is the jambalaya capitol of the world! it is about an hour away from new orleans.
population:

1970 4,512
1980 6,891
1990 7,003
1994 8,565
1999 8,648
2006 8,899
2007 9,633
let’s go to gonzales.
a person that can not hold down a job or refuses to work.
girl: does micah work?
boy: no, he will keep a job!
girl: he is so gonzales!

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