Gonzo Melvin


when one man, in the process of tag teaming a girl, prematurely -j-c-l-t-s inside said girl before the other guy has a chance to take his turn. there after the premature ejaculator’s friend either has to make the all or nothing decision to follow up or call it a day.
“kyle and i tag teamed this chick. sure enough about a minute in to it he gonzo melvin’d her and i had to follow up. it was the mosting disgusting moment of my life.”

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