when a man takes a dump on a girls head in the shape of gonzo’s nose.
dude, i totally thaught that chick i hooked up with was ugly so i gonzo mud mohawked her then bolted out of there.
adj.-idiot, dumb-ss, etc bob: dude look! these monkeys on tv are doin it! joe: dont be such a goobersmooch, man… when you c-m on a girl’s lips and make out with her. dude, i just goober smooched this chick last night. a kiss on the eye; a peck on the eye guy: “im very sad” […]
- gooch bomb
the bomb inserted into a females v-g-n- at birth to prevent pre marital s-x, issued by the catholic church, if the female engages in s-xual intercourse the “gooch bomb” will explode incenerating both female and partner. “no jimmy we cant do it or my gooch bomb will go off and we will die”
- gooch job
when a man sits with his legs apart, and the female toungues on the area between the b-lls and the b-tthole. otherwise known as the gooch. doshier managed to convince piera to give him a gooch job last night. yea he came….. hard
a hilarious way of saying best, while being annoying and original! this movie is the goodest! the absolute best, nothing is better. kyle has the goodest english in this office! or congratulations! you have graduated from kyle’s university of goodest english. you win… a cookie. the goodest is so good and nick sucks. nick sucks […]
a sh-tty explanation for your sh-tty life. often used when you don’t stand behind agreeing that your sh-tty life is in fact sh-tty or in fact not sh-tty (you know it is). goodsad…a sh-tty purgatory for a (sh-tty) life in denial. person 1: hey! how’s your sh-tty life going? person 2: oh umm, you know…goodsad.