Goo-diligence
not a word. an attempt by google employees to infect the english language, in order to market their brand name.
person 1: joey, vp of marketing at google is now having his staff hit all blogs and the like to incorporate google words into the mainstream vocabulary. he is now trying to add “goo-diligence”. what a joke!
person 2: deceiptful, corporate sleezebag, b-st-rd!
person 1: yeah.
what smart girls everywhere do when men whom they recently met brag about their accomplishments
“he told me that he owned a business after he bought me a drink, then i did my goo-diligence on him and found out that it’s his wife’s business!!”
using google to mediate a dispute between two parties or to do appropriate research.
“what’s the proper pr-nunciation of cannes? is it ‘can’ or ‘con’?” “i dunno. go do your goo-diligence.”
“is it a blind date?” “sort of, but i did my goo-diligence on him, and he’s okay.”
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