a goobasaurus is an extreme goober. someone who is amazing and lovable, yet super silly and really rather weird. but that weirdness is part of what makes them so great. plus they’re super duper attractive.
my boyfriend is a goobasaurus and that’s part of why i love him.
- cwm fjord-bank glyphs vext quiz
the literal translation being “symbolic drawings on the narrow opening of the sea valley walls annoyed/disturbed the eccentric person,” this is a test typing sentence that uses all letters of the alphabet once. other sentences that are used in test typing are “the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” and “sphinx of black […]
someone who ghosts on you, for no apparent reason at all, and totally out of the blue, and when you try to ask them if they are really ghosting, they remain silent with no explanation. to simply call this ghosting is an insult to all ghosts. basically, a synonym for a rude, pathetic, selfish, and […]
unable to be murdered by b-tch -ss clowns. the b-tch -ss clowns tried to kill rob, little did they know he was unmurderable .
- having a cup of tea
synonym for having s-x. often used when talking about s-xual consent. if someone is unconscious, don’t give them a cup of tea. “where’s george?” “he’s having a cup of tea” sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. but then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don’t want it anymore. […]
- custard swallow
definition: to gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas ‘listen dinner lady – i can’t manage another mouthful, i’ve got custard swallow and i’ll bring the lot up.’