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Goobear

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  the female version of “goober”. when a girl is funny or gives her boyfriend 21 hard ons in one day. also when one wants to throw her boyfriend in with rhinos for kicks and giggles. when a girl laughs uncontrolably for no reason. if a girl is dating a goober. when a girl gets excited […]

• Goochaholic

  one who is addicted to everything gooch (the area that connects one’s b-llsack and -sshole) i can’t stop thinking about johhny’s gooch…..or…..dear god, that is one good looking gooch….or…..i will be back in a few hours, i am going to my weekly goochaholic meeting.

• gooch snuffling

  when you rub/snuffle your nose in somones gooch making a snorting noise or some kind of pig noise, this is the act of gooch snuffling your partner says. ‘ooo… can i snuffle you gooch darling’ you say. ‘oh yes get on with it then’ your partner says. ‘ooo… i am eixcited…its ages since ive done […]

• Good Morning Guy

  the guy at a who when ever your with them at night and it hits 12 am says good morning to everyone thinking he is extremely clever kanye west was at the club and once it hit 12 am he yelled out good morning! everyone hated him even more for being the good morning guy.

• göofelmâcher

  a curled piece of paper or ribbon which has a sticky side that can be placed on objects to label them as presents. put a göofelmâcher on that box!

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