Goober Bearing


a device that allows constrained relative motion between two parts using a plasma-like goo. the bearing exploits viscous fluid properties and provides a thin membrane of goo for frictionless motion in a desired axis.
“the goober bearing is the technological marvel of the 21st century, it will be the standard in future oil-car designs.”

“don’t forget to use your hand-gloves when removing the goooober beearing”

“here we are! the appropriate diameter of the goober bearing is 92.9 92mm”

“so you have a shaft! it requires a goober bearing to provide motion in the goober elements.”

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