Goober-weasel
a person who is about 6′-2″, has a short jew-fro, pale skin, freckles, “plays” drums, exclusively listens to 90’s alternative music, and usually had two middle names.
guy 1: what’s your middle name?
guy 2: actually, i have two middle names: steven and fortner.
guy 1: oh, so you’re a goober-weasel?
1. one who acts like eric davidson
2. a person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). they weasel their way into goobers
dude you are soooo gay… what a goober-weasel
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