goober

basically a goober is just a kindhearted, rather oblivious goofball. it’s term of endearment really. it comes from the ancient scottish verb “to goub”, which has to do with doing a dance and smiling sheepishly while doing so, exposing the goubs in one’s teeth.
“that john is such a goober,” said jane as john vector-danced- his junior prom away.

-footnote: the vector dance involves angling one’s arms to form angles and vectors and pumping them back and forth to music. basically, it’s geeky as h-ll. but completely s-xy.
a term of endearment used in place of a person’s real name. it is a nickname.

a goober is a loveable goofball who is incredibly well meaning and extremely attractive.

their good natures make them totally fun and irresistible.
goober is a new form of awesome.
“i was talking to tony today, and i can’t believe how much of a goober he is!”
a term used for a simple minded person, usually known as ditsy, an idiot.. etc.
in other words, a r-t-rd.
“did that guy just fall over?”
“yeah”
“man, what a goober”
a chocolate covered peanut or a jar of peanut b-tter and jelly mixed together
when i went to the movies with bob we got goobers after having s-x in the seats
drq……. anyone with the interest of a baseball player and avid hunter
friend 1:”let’s go hunting this weekend”
friend 2: “you are such a goober”
can be considered a green bean or more commonly, a peanut.
“graham, you are such a skinny goober.”
“peanuts aren’t skinny.”
“well, green beans are so. . .yea.”
a beautiful man with personality, charm and style, relaxed and down to earth but with exacting high standards, outrageous sense of humor, comfortable in his own skin in all situations, a man who takes care of his looks in an old english sense of way yet still reeking masculine qualities, easily approachable, yet more than a challenge to win over and keep, knows exactly who he is and possessing steel-like inner confidence in approach and att-tude, always ready to take a strong lead, yet with a mysterious vulnerability making him all the more attractive to the men who want to be like him and the women who want to be with him.
matty is such a total goober, i’m not sure what it is, but i just can’t get him out of my head, i’ll never forget the night he looked at me and smiled with that handsome, boyish grin. look, i still have goose b-mps!

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