Gooberism
any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-kn-b.
goober: “jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?”
john replies: “jenny has cancer you door-kn-b. she didn’t shave her head because she thought it looked good. what did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?”
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