Gooberman
1. a rare specimen of kosher man-meat most easily identified by an unruly mop of hair, also known as a “jew fro.”
2. a highly skilled b-ss player whose abilities also extend to removing rold gold pretzel holds whilst simultaneously popping addy’s and smoking fatty’s on the roof of death.
3. an aggressor in the bedroom, the s-xual partner of the gooberman is often seen roaming the streets of midtown new york, decorated with skin discolorations of the hickie and s&m origin.
origin: israel/hebrew/the holy land
example 1
man walks into barber shop and says “hey mr barber, give me “the gooberman.”
barber takes a fat hit and blows a shotty directly into the man’s mop while ruffling it with his hands and m-ssaging a mixture of dewars and pbr into his scalp.
example 2:
girl one: “hey girl 2, what is that texas sized hickie on your neck?!?”
girl two: “oh nothing, i just got gooberman’d again last night.”
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