goobydick


word origin: anderson, sc

typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
bartender #1: can you believe this guy? he just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. he then reached under his pant leg to scratch his b-lls!
bartender #2 – omfg! what a goobyd-ck!

oh lordy, look at this goobyd-ck in his ed hardy t-shirt.

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