gooch astronaut
a move when making an attack on another’s gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air
you can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack
dude i was laying on the couch when andrew picked me up and nick gooched the h-ll out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard
i gooch astronauted your sister
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