Gooch Butter
a thin layer of smelly, sweaty, cheesy ball b-tter, that appears on the gooch, occurs when anyone from mexican or sweaty heritage does not shower the sp-ce between thei -sshole and b-llsack. it can be put on enlgish m-ffins and toast, and is a delicacy in chineese restraunts.
waitress: what would you like to eat today sir?
customer: i’ll take the over easy eggs and toast.
waitress: jam or b-tter on the toast?
customer: you guys got any gooch b-tter? if so, spread it thick.
when a male puts his finger on his gooch, collecting sweat and smell, and then sticks his finger in a peanut b-tter jar and licks it. that peanut b-tter is now gooch b-tter.
sal: why the f-ck did you put your gooch fingers in the peanut b-tter?
jimmy: it’s gooch b-tter now.
the material that acc-mulates between the ball sack and -n-s, especially on hot nights.
she, unfortunately, got into the gooch b-tter and threw up.
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