gooch cactus


the process if taking a m-ssive runny sh-t without wiping, so you get dried poo on the gooch hair,thus resembling a cactus.
‘hey pennington! check out my gooch cactus, is it as spiky as yours?

no joe, it isnt, ihave seven days worth of gooch cactus on me!’

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