Gooch Features


to have a face or a part of your body that resembles the area around and between a boys n-ts-ck and -sshole, ‘gooch’, essentially calling them ugly or r-t-rded looking.
man, that boy has gooch features!

shut the f-ck up, gooch features.

hahaha look at the gooch features on that a-hole.

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