gooch gardener
someone who, by trade, crops and maintains the area between ones sack and colon.
person 1: ive been eating a whole lot of just the gravy rolls lately and the explosive diarrhoea has not only wrecked my porceline, its getting stuck in my wildly untamed gooch hairs
person 2: you should call a gooch gardener, he’ll have you as hairless as a korean ping pong tong player’s calves in no time
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