Gooch Hawk
gooch hawk is a genital p-b–style in which a male shaves his entire genitalia but completely disregards the gooch. the gooch’s pubic hair then grows out of proportion and journeys to the -n-s. this trail protrudes between the b-tt cheeks resembling a “mohawk”. this is called a gooch hawk.
girl 1: hey how was your date with chayane?
girl 2: everything went well until he took me home.
girl 1: why’s that?
girl 2: he shaved everything but his gooch. the hair was so long it penetrated his -ss crack.
girl 1: oh he must have been sporting one of those gooch hawks.
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