gooch laser


if a there was a useless superhero he might have a gooch laser.

a laser beam would shoot out of the sp-ce between his t-st-cl-s and his -n-s opening.
capt. gooch laser blasted another hole thru his trousers but he saved the day!

uuuummmm gooch laser !!!!!

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