Gooch Monkey
1. (noun) an individual with a fetish for gooches
2. (noun) an individual who has had someone’s hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. “did you see that guy staring at my gooch?!?!”
“yeah! he must have been a gooch monkey!!!”
2.”that cheap hooker was a gooch monkey after i was through with her.”
a person behaving in an inappropriate or stupid manner
man that guy is such a goochmonkey
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