Gooch Slapper


1. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping his own gooch

2. an individual who can frequently be seen slapping the gooch of another individual
jim: hey taylor, you’ll never who i just walked in on in the bathroom, slapping his own gooch!
taylor: -gasp- who?
jim: bob! i walked in to take a p-ss and there he was just standing in the stall with the door open, punishing his gooch!
taylor: wow… i never would have seen bob as a gooch slapper…
jim: i’m not sure if he saw me. i hope he didn’t, i don’t want him slappin’ on my gooch.
a song so good, it has a physical effect on the body. it slaps the gooch.
gin and juice is such a great song! total gooch slapper.

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